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Part 2 of I'm bored so why not blog this ?    I came across a site online, which brought a tear to these old eyes (Sniff), it was a poignant message from a depressed 23yr old woman, it said "I am completely wiped out, I am a failure, and I want to start my life all over again".  Knowing us hard at it bloggers are also burning the eco-friendly midnight oils, cutting, and hacking our way through the flooded, shark-infested, and hoodied urban jungles of deafie read, to deliver laughs, thrills, and a few unexpected spills galore on this site for nowt,  we, like this young woman, all need to take stock occasionally, perhaps down a few Carling Black labels, buddy wisers if you are of an american bent, and restart again from ground up, before we burn out, and fail to find an energiser bunny to get us going again... 
What we all need are 21stc life skills, tailored self-development, professional, and in-depth awareness courses, and a decent stout, so here's my suggestions, gleaned from seconds of real experience, and it won't cost you anything. I won't say no to free beer but .... so get started today... Your new life starts here ! ........... or maybe there, what are you waiting for ? a map ?  Some hints/Tips to help you on your way.
(1) Always refuse to accept conventional answers or comforting assumptions. Just because it quacks doesn't mean it is a duck, it might well be an elephant in pain, or even a chicken with an identity crisis.
(2) If something seems too good to be true, then don't buy guarantees with the latest electrical equipment, or listen to weather forecasts.
(3) Always suspect the superficial, and of course, people selling clothes pegs, and lucky white heather in designer clothing, with a Brummie accent..... 
(4) Great ideas can’t be reduced to soundbites and slogans, where is 'Go to work on an egg", and, "It'll work if you hit it with a hammer", and "Labour is working for you..", now ?
(5) Take risks all the time. No one ever made any breakthrough without taking some big risks. What’s the worst that can happen ? Apart from forgetting to attach the bungee, when you leap over the Grand Canyon... or, making it 5 feet too long.
(6) Forget about looking for answers. Answers offer no challenges, try questions. Questions like, "Why is the Sky blue ?", or "Where can I get a good time for 50p, and a meal thrown in ?" Specialise in asking stupid questions, like, "Is there REALLY a scriptwriter and a plot to eastenders, or is it just someone taking the piss ?"
(7) Keep an open mind. Not too open, you'll catch a head cold, or they'll think you need treatment or something, wear a woolly hat.
(8) Be who you are, whoever and whatever that is, (but check it's legal first). You won’t stand out by fitting in, or by putting your right leg in first, instead of shaking it all about, in a reverse clockwise direction.... 
(9) Make mistakes joyfully. The person who’s afraid to make a mistake is afraid to make anything. Of course he 'could' be sensible, but you never know... he could just be showing off, and hasn't a clue either, or if he/she's your employer, they will blame you anyway.
(10) Dare to let go, (perhaps not advisable if hanging from a cliff edge).   Dare to grow and develop, it’s essential to let go of wherever you are now, just don't go screaming down the streets, yelling "David Cameron bats for Chelsea ", nobody would notice anyway..... (and for most of them, it's as reasonable an assumption as any other, so...).
Most of all, just have a laugh, and let the other idiots worry about it... remember you are a long time dead, (even longer than you are living if truth be told). Perhaps the burnt out and rather frazzled young woman aforementioned, should wear the attitude and t-shirt I saw recently, which opined, "I get prettier every day, and I just can't wait for tomorrow..." That's my outlook, even if the beauty thing is rather an economical untruth to gild this jaded lily.. Satisfaction is knowing women will enjoy this blog too, It's been clinically examined and proven by Russian analysts, and quite plutonium free, (avoid the purple vodka).
 Vladmar Putazokinit, a leading Russian urine illustratist  of Albanian extraction stated, "Women need more time to appreciate a joke because they analyze whether it is actually funny and decent. But they get more satisfaction from good joke. Men tend to react to short jokes, or squeaky and prolonged farts.  I'm still laughing which proves the point, while women are satisfied with funny stories, and colour photos of firemen stripped to the waist, playing with their fire hose.   Hence why I get to the point, and then hope they can explain it to me, mainly because I lost the plot about line 3.......